How can you NOT want a toyboy, Rosemary? If you're worried about your husband getting jealous, tell him to get one too. They've just so useful! I used to have one years ago and my undies were so organised that I always knew exactly what was in my drawers without having to look! Yeah, I certainly miss having one... oh,no,wait.....
....... I meant a tallboy....... not a toyboy.................. What was this this thread about again?
"Does my bum look big in this installation?"