5' 2" ? You'll need more than a step ladder.... unless you apply some 'lateral' thinking...... perhaps you could sneak up on him and catch him from behind (does that need editing?).... you know, nothing violent, just a quick tap behind the knees with the ladder, sufficient enough to cause his legs to buckle, and then you could give him a jovial squeeze without getting a crick in your neck. On the other hand, there's the problem of his martial arts training... he might just 'sense' your presence as you approach, consider it to be a threat and.... unleash those deadly legs!!!! And if you think that I'm going to spend
next Friday night hanging around A & E while they're prising his shoe out of your ribcage, you can think again! Maybe finding a shorter hoodie to hug might be a better solution...a very, very short hoodie perhaps.....
"Does my bum look big in this installation?"